40 Years of Misery!
The Life and Times of Stephen Toll Stragnell

Having failed to make a success of it as a professional athelete, I decided to change direction completely.

I was determined to become prosperous and successful, no matter what it took. So, I went to night school every day....

I also began to entertain on a lavish scale. However, this was not entertainment for its own sake - this was designed to win the hearts, minds and stomachs of a variety of very influential contacts who would help me make it to the top!

My Road Kill Turkey proved to be very popular.