Penelope Playchute's Birthday
Penelope Playchute celebrated another birthday this week. This time, however, instead of Fifty Fabulous Fun-Filled Surprises she endured Fifty-One Optional Opportunities, made much more enjoyable and exciting by the fact that she was not provided with the various alternatives as she was obliged to choose - simply instructed to choose between Options 1, B and/or III. You can read the full story in the Befouled Weakly News. Here we have just two of the plethora of birthday cards she received - thank you to everyone who remembered.